A man died and went to heaven. When he met St Peter,
the man asked
about the many clocks on the wall:
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a
Lie-! Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
she never told a
lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded,
"Abe Lincoln's
clock,
the hands have moved twice. Abe told 2 lies in his
entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the
man."Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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For how can love attain true appreciation
if it has never weathered tribulation?
~MHK
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