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PostSubject: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:48 pm

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
rebate. If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If
we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we
purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and
vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala If we
purchase a good car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap
it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products
still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help and please support the US
Very funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:53 pm

If you going to steal something Ku....no need to make an announcement about it, not wonder you was #62 in your class : smile_tongue

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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:54 pm

Geyla Queen wrote:
If you going to steal something Ku....no need to make an announcement about it, not wonder you was #62 in your class : smile_tongue

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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:55 pm

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Geyla Queen wrote:
If you going to steal something Ku....no need to make an announcement about it, not wonder you was #62 in your class : smile_tongue

Laughing Laughing


I telling you mehn

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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Thu May 01, 2008 12:35 am

LOL!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Thu May 01, 2008 1:02 am

Kutuku wrote:
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
rebate. If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If
we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we
purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and
vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala If we
purchase a good car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap
it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products
still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help and please support the US
Very funny lol!


Don't forget to send some of your rebate money to Africa Oh...This money was not budgetted so let Africa enjoy some
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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Thu May 01, 2008 3:39 am

Bellah,
You they'll see some of it, but to say it was not budgeted.
That money became budgeted when I knew about it.
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PostSubject: Re: I stole this joke of the day from Old Lady   Thu May 01, 2008 3:40 am

Geyla Queen wrote:
If you going to steal something Ku....no need to make an announcement about it, not wonder you was #62 in your class : smile_tongue

I don't want Old Lady to KONK my hay th_no th_no th_no
lol! lol! lol! lol!
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