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RossWorld
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| | Subject: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:32 pm | |
| Brothers, please join me in giving reasons why we men are more happier than our sisters. REASONS: 1. Your last name stays put.
2. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
3. Wrinkles add character.
4. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
5. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
there are still more to come, but of all, am down with the # 5 reason.  |
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candygirl
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:35 pm | |
| alright Ross, i coming with a good come back.. let me go eat fwes 
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RossWorld
Number of posts: 644
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:48 pm | |
| waiting for Candy, and while u eating, let me give u more reasons why? |
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RossWorld
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:59 pm | |
| REASONS:
6. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
7. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
8. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
9. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Cumonnn... Candy!!!! u know am right, we are the happy people..... |
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Edina
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:30 pm | |
| Can't top you ! but ... No 1 - My last name didn't change :D and for No 4, well, didn't pay a dime, wore my mom's dress. | RossWorld wrote: | Brothers, please join me in giving reasons why we men are more happier than our sisters.
REASONS:
1. Your last name stays put.
2. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
3. Wrinkles add character.
4. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
5. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
there are still more to come, but of all, am down with the # 5 reason. |
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Geyla Queen
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| | RossWorld wrote: |
REASONS:
6. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
7. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
8. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
9. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Cumonnn... Candy!!!! u know am right, we are the happy people..... |
 , I telling you oh...my own da 4 for $25.00
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Geyla Queen
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candygirl
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:45 pm | |
| Ross, i am not ready for you yet .. small more. hahaha
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RossWorld
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:59 pm | |
| Comonnnn... admite to it Edina, we are more happier. What about this....... REASONS: 9. We can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. 10. We can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 11. We only have to shave your face and neck. 12. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Yeahhhhhh!!!! it easy being a man meh.... look at this....... 13. We can never be pregnant..... oh yeahh... ur talk now, or ur thinking.............  |
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RossWorld
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:02 pm | |
| And Edina, I guess ur mom didn't wore her mom dress..... |
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Traveller
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:00 pm | |
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candygirl
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:08 pm | |
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jclifden
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:13 pm | |
| Men are happier becuz no matter how a woman performs our orgasms are guaranteed in 2 seconds or less......  For tthose who dont know the def of orgasm....see below intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female |
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Traveller
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bellah
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| | Subject: Re: No wonder why men are happier than women Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:33 pm | |
| I thought it is the opposite cause we man keep a lot of secret and women don't. Rworld i disagree with your premise. |
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