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PostSubject: The Ten Commandments   Tue May 05, 2009 11:26 pm

Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN).

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Remember to git yourself to keep da Sabbath Day Holy
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


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PostSubject: Re: The Ten Commandments   Tue May 05, 2009 11:33 pm

it's too simple for not doing... from # 2-10
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PostSubject: Re: The Ten Commandments   Tue May 05, 2009 11:37 pm

I hear you McNeal. Thanx for sharing...!
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PostSubject: Re: The Ten Commandments   Wed May 06, 2009 5:40 pm

hahaha..nice ..funny

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PostSubject: Re: The Ten Commandments   Fri May 08, 2009 12:47 am

i like 9 and 10 th_ROFLMAO
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