Josie
Number of posts: 303
Location: Sudan
Say Whatever: Failure is an event and not a person, be strong and show the real you to others.
Points: 79
Registration date: 2008-09-08
 | | Subject: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| I had a dream last night, one sunny day, in the summer of 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The old man said, 'Okay!' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here!'
Again, the old man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and declared, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand alright. It's just that I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow!' |
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krazzy
Number of posts: 2353
Say Whatever: your best friend can be your worst enemy and so forth..lol
My Mood: 
Points: 1735
Registration date: 2008-04-07
| | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:10 pm | |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts: 2224
Location: Decatur, GA
Say Whatever: Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood: 
Points: 213
Registration date: 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:22 am | |
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bellah
Number of posts: 1571
Say Whatever: \
Points: 3217
Registration date: 2008-04-03
| | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:01 pm | |
| we tired with bush oh oldman. thank u for making sure. |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts: 2224
Location: Decatur, GA
Say Whatever: Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood:
Points: 213
Registration date: 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:59 pm | |
| i know right we 62 days, 12 hours, 3 mins and 28 seconds of him left... yeah i doing the count down ..lol |
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Nica
Number of posts: 1026
Age: 52
Location: Nashville
Say Whatever: Yes We Did!
My Mood: 
Points: 663
Registration date: 2008-04-01
| | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:28 pm | |
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