9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.




(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Nope!!! I STRONGLY disagree with the highlighted above. Women use the word "FINE", when they THINK that they are right.

As a matter of fact, I always advice my male friends not to go neck to neck with a woman in an argument because they(men) will NEVER win.

You aint drink your piss!!!!

Das what women say too? When they say that, just get outside....watch "Imported Bride."

well u urself yah.. woman u know long time can tell u all these 9 thing then a bride u import.. be happy she only said "u aint drink ur piss", and not "eat ur shit", lost ur mind etc

Well, das why I will not import no bride...