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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts: 5911
Location: Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever: Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood: 
Points: 2226
Registration date: 2008-03-31
 | | Subject: Male Stripper Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:37 pm | |
| Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a
Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back , licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going,
but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention
is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!
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For how can love attain true appreciation
if it has never weathered tribulation?
~MHK
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Edina
Number of posts: 589
Age: 90
My Mood: 
Points: 155
Registration date: 2008-04-10
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:02 pm | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts: 5911
Location: Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever: Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood:
Points: 2226
Registration date: 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:08 pm | |
| i laughed hard when i read this one today.. the old ma smart.. hahahha.. con.. hahahaha
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For how can love attain true appreciation
if it has never weathered tribulation?
~MHK
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HB***
Number of posts: 262
My Mood: 
Points: 1
Registration date: 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:48 pm | |
| I was about to asked how many butt cheeks did the poor fellow have? |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts: 5911
Location: Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever: Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood:
Points: 2226
Registration date: 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:50 pm | |
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For how can love attain true appreciation
if it has never weathered tribulation?
~MHK
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Nica
Number of posts: 1026
Age: 52
Location: Nashville
Say Whatever: Yes We Did!
My Mood: 
Points: 663
Registration date: 2008-04-01
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:53 pm | |
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diamondprincess
Number of posts: 69
Location: Everywhere
Say Whatever: Don't come at me like you lost you lost your damn mind or I'm going to give you the business.
My Mood: 
Points: 69
Registration date: 2011-06-30
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:31 am | |
|  Exactly what I would have done. That was a good one. |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts: 5911
Location: Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever: Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood:
Points: 2226
Registration date: 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:43 pm | |
| hahaha.. you brining back old memories... this made me laugh again....
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For how can love attain true appreciation
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~MHK
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diamondprincess
Number of posts: 69
Location: Everywhere
Say Whatever: Don't come at me like you lost you lost your damn mind or I'm going to give you the business.
My Mood:
Points: 69
Registration date: 2011-06-30
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:43 am | |
| I laughed my @zz off until I could no longer laugh. That's a really good joke. |
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DSP
Number of posts: 940
Points: 1946
Registration date: 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:59 pm | |
| Where u find that joke?  |
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sarasam
Number of posts: 2
Points: 2
Registration date: 2011-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:02 am | |
| Hey do any of you know how much for land back home? |
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Geyla Queen
Admin
Number of posts: 6440
Age: 34
Location: Atlanta, GA
Say Whatever: I'm still holding on.
My Mood: 
Points: 4298
Registration date: 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:52 am | |
| | sarasam wrote: | | Hey do any of you know how much for land back home? |
I don't sorry  ...Candygirl is in Lib, she might know
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The More I Know....The More I Know I Need To Know"
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sarasam
Number of posts: 2
Points: 2
Registration date: 2011-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:51 am | |
| I really want to go home after I finish school, any help will do. |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts: 5911
Location: Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever: Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood:
Points: 2226
Registration date: 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Male Stripper Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:33 pm | |
| | sarasam wrote: | | Hey do any of you know how much for land back home? |
depends on location of land.. can range from U$500 to up to 25,000...per lot...
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For how can love attain true appreciation
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~MHK
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