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PostSubject: Police & Pastor   Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:49 pm

A Pastor was driving at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.

The obviously soaked policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

The policeman had nothing to ask again in order to charge him, guess
what the police man said: "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night.
If you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?

The Pastor replied: "I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Michael and five other angels are with me here". The police man said:
All these people inside this small car of yours? I charge you for overloading."

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:59 pm

reminds me of a pastor who once asked me "How art thou"
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:03 am

Jocelyn wrote:
reminds me of a pastor who once asked me "How art thou"
th_mrgreen
how did you answer?

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:07 am

Didn't know how to respond in biblical lang o.. th_mrgreen So responded saying, I'm ok....
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:08 am

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Didn't know how to respond in biblical lang o.. th_mrgreen So responded saying, I'm ok....


th_ROFLMAO th_ROFLMAO

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:09 am

Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:11 am

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Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.


th_ROFLMAO you should have told him lets go to the station, that scares them straight.

hahahaa

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:11 am

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Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.


th_ROFLMAO

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:14 am

candygirl wrote:
Traveller wrote:
Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.


th_ROFLMAO you should have told him lets go to the station, that scares them straight.

hahahaa


Actually I told them both to get in the car so we can go to the station. I drove them all over Monrovia as I went aboot my various errands. So after about 45 mins of driving, it was easy to settle on $2 bucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:14 am

those police officers got serious deekah o.....dah real section 3 and 10... it'll be interesting to know what in those sections....
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:15 am

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candygirl wrote:
Traveller wrote:
Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.


th_ROFLMAO you should have told him lets go to the station, that scares them straight.

hahahaa


Actually I told them both to get in the car so we can go to the station. I drove them all over Monrovia as I went aboot my various errands. So after about 45 mins of driving, it was easy to settle on $2 bucks.


th_mrgreen good one..
i usually use my son's car seat in the car to jab them...
" aye i beg q oh papa, i rushin to the hospital to pick up my son aye...ehn you see the seat." th_mrgreen

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:16 am

Jocelyn wrote:
those police officers got serious deekah o.....dah real section 3 and 10... it'll be interesting to know what in those sections....


so so lie my sista

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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:31 am

Jocelyn wrote:
those police officers got serious deekah o.....dah real section 3 and 10... it'll be interesting to know what in those sections....


Don't mind them! They were jeh tire standing in dey hot sun on Randall street that day.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:34 am

dis time dey na easy o...one of them read the miranda rights to me. another one actually arrested me...my vehicle was endangering people's lives...nyensua. i beg until i was tired so i called a friend in the force-he snapped and asked me to call mickey gray before he released me. so i asked the firend to call the man. then i got scared. in the end, we settled on 10 bucks and a promise for additional $$$$ the next day. when i see him in traffic, i lor wave and pass like we never talked. i was wrong-driving with a broken headlight.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:37 am

krazzy wrote:
dis time dey na easy o...one of them read the miranda rights to me. another one actually arrested me...my vehicle was endangering people's lives...nyensua. i beg until i was tired so i called a friend in the force-he snapped and asked me to call mickey gray before he released me. so i asked the firend to call the man. then i got scared. in the end, we settled on 10 bucks and a promise for additional $$$$ the next day. when i see him in traffic, i lor wave and pass like we never talked. i was wrong-driving with a broken headlight.


10$ muct have been a serious crime oh.. oh Shocked

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