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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1193 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : Enjoyment: Only for the time it is happening. My Mood : 
| Subject: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 3:47 am | |
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LIVER & CHEESE...
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says , "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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Geyla Queen Admin

   Age : 31 Joined : 28 Mar 2008 Posts : 3129 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : Yes, I'm still reading the book...lee me :) My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 4:13 am | |
| | gadyu wrote: | Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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I'm not going to even laugh at that  |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1193 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : Enjoyment: Only for the time it is happening. My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 4:27 am | |
| She's Mine, Leave her alone.....eneh that is what he said and today ure' his?  |
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heru1976

 Joined : 01 Apr 2008 Posts : 421 Location : Florida My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 11:23 am | |
|  _________________ In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge.Aristotle, 384-322 b.C., Greek philosopher, Nicomachean Ethics |
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Edina

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 447 My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 3:19 pm | |
| LOL good one Gadyu _________________

BOOKER T. WASHINGTON -- "One cannot hold another down in the ditch without staying down in the ditch with him." |
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Boerboel

 Joined : 11 Apr 2008 Posts : 108 Say Whatever : All is fair in War but not in Love My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 5:52 pm | |
| Damn, this one here sound personal oh. Gadyu the pekin cut your neck?
| gadyu wrote: | She's Mine, Leave her alone.....eneh that is what he said and today ure' his?  |
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LadyFlo

 Joined : 22 Apr 2008 Posts : 865 Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 7:01 pm | |
| hahaha nice one _________________ Share some love folks cause it does conquer all! |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1193 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : Enjoyment: Only for the time it is happening. My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 9:08 pm | |
| It's personal. Its highway robbery...  |
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LadyFlo

 Joined : 22 Apr 2008 Posts : 865 Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 10:30 pm | |
| | gadyu wrote: | It's personal. Its highway robbery...  |
well just wait for the time the pastor can say "anyone know just cause y these two people should not be m..." then u jump up and say  _________________ Share some love folks cause it does conquer all! |
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Boerboel

 Joined : 11 Apr 2008 Posts : 108 Say Whatever : All is fair in War but not in Love My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 11:22 pm | |
| Lady Flo,
Gadyu better leave this one here oh. He too late teh preacher ask that question years ago and he was not there to object.
| LadyFlo wrote: | | gadyu wrote: | It's personal. Its highway robbery...  |
well just wait for the time the pastor can say "anyone know just cause y these two people should not be m..." then u jump up and say  |
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LadyFlo

 Joined : 22 Apr 2008 Posts : 865 Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Fri May 23, 2008 11:31 pm | |
| then he shud just leave his own with God as the people say... Sorry yeah Gadyu.. _________________ Share some love folks cause it does conquer all! |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1193 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : Enjoyment: Only for the time it is happening. My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Sat May 24, 2008 12:30 am | |
| | I am a fighter, its going down. I am going to ATL today.....covering Bong and other convntions and will be looking for some trouble..... |
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LadyFlo

 Joined : 22 Apr 2008 Posts : 865 Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Mon May 26, 2008 3:21 am | |
| | gadyu wrote: | | I am a fighter, its going down. I am going to ATL today.....covering Bong and other convntions and will be looking for some trouble..... |
i think they already got the ambulance on standby so we'll be waiting here to see who gets lock up and who get knock out! hahaha... kidding.. you remeber the song 'trouble nah look for man but man look for trouble..' _________________ Share some love folks cause it does conquer all! |
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cajun2k2

   Age : 32 Joined : 15 Apr 2008 Posts : 103 Say Whatever : I'm still on vacation and lovin' it!!! My Mood : 
| Subject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE.... Mon May 26, 2008 6:13 am | |
| That was cute! |
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