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JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN

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PostSubject: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN   Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:33 pm

I had a dream last night, one sunny day, in the summer of 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay!' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here!'
Again, the old man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and declared, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand alright. It's just that I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow!'

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN   Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:10 pm

smile_approve th_dehhourse
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN   Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:22 am

th_ROFLMAO th_ROFLMAO th_ROFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN   Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:01 pm

we tired with bush oh oldman. thank u for making sure.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN   Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:59 pm

i know right we 62 days, 12 hours, 3 mins and 28 seconds of him left... yeah i doing the count down ..lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN   Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:28 pm


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