Josie

 Joined : 08 Sep 2008 Posts : 153 Location : Sudan Say Whatever : Failure is an event and not a person, be strong and show the real you to others. My Mood : 
 | Subject: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| I had a dream last night, one sunny day, in the summer of 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The old man said, 'Okay!' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here!' Again, the old man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and declared, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand alright. It's just that I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow!' _________________ Your place should be a place that compels you to kick off your heels, lay down the cares of your day and exhale—even if that's only for one solitary, shoeless moment. - Oprah - |
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krazzy

 Joined : 07 Apr 2008 Posts : 1611 Say Whatever : your best friend can be your worst enemy and so forth..lol My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:10 pm | |
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LadyFlo

 Joined : 22 Apr 2008 Posts : 1821 Location : Decatur, GA Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:22 am | |
|  _________________ Share some love folks cause it does conquer all! |
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bellah

 Joined : 03 Apr 2008 Posts : 1163 My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:01 pm | |
| | we tired with bush oh oldman. thank u for making sure. |
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LadyFlo

 Joined : 22 Apr 2008 Posts : 1821 Location : Decatur, GA Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:59 pm | |
| i know right we 62 days, 12 hours, 3 mins and 28 seconds of him left... yeah i doing the count down ..lol _________________ Share some love folks cause it does conquer all! |
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Nica

   Age : 48 Joined : 01 Apr 2008 Posts : 738 Location : Kentucky Say Whatever : There is a higher road. My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: JOKE- I HAD A DREAM ABOUT ONE OLDMAN Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:28 pm | |
|  _________________ There is a higher road that leads to higher heights. |
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