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PostSubject: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 3:47 am



LIVER & CHEESE...

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says , "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....



Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 4:13 am

gadyu wrote:

Liver alone. Cheese mine.


I'm not going to even laugh at that th_zippit Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 4:27 am

She's Mine, Leave her alone.....eneh that is what he said and today ure' his? th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 11:23 am

:)
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 3:19 pm

LOL good one Gadyu
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 5:52 pm

Damn, this one here sound personal oh. Gadyu the pekin cut your neck? th_friday th_friday th_friday th_friday th_friday th_friday th_friday

gadyu wrote:
She's Mine, Leave her alone.....eneh that is what he said and today ure' his? th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 7:01 pm

hahaha nice one
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 9:08 pm

It's personal. Its highway robbery... th_crying
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 10:30 pm

gadyu wrote:
It's personal. Its highway robbery... th_crying


well just wait for the time the pastor can say "anyone know just cause y these two people should not be m..." then u jump up and say th_yes lol!
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 11:22 pm

Lady Flo,

Gadyu better leave this one here oh. He too late teh preacher ask that question years ago and he was not there to object.


LadyFlo wrote:
gadyu wrote:
It's personal. Its highway robbery... th_crying


well just wait for the time the pastor can say "anyone know just cause y these two people should not be m..." then u jump up and say th_yes lol!
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Fri May 23, 2008 11:31 pm

then he shud just leave his own with God as the people say... Sorry yeah Gadyu..
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Sat May 24, 2008 12:30 am

I am a fighter, its going down. I am going to ATL today.....covering Bong and other convntions and will be looking for some trouble.....
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Mon May 26, 2008 3:21 am

gadyu wrote:
I am a fighter, its going down. I am going to ATL today.....covering Bong and other convntions and will be looking for some trouble.....


i think they already got the ambulance on standby so we'll be waiting here to see who gets lock up and who get knock out! hahaha... kidding.. you remeber the song 'trouble nah look for man but man look for trouble..'
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PostSubject: Re: LIVER AND CHEESE....   Mon May 26, 2008 6:13 am

Laughing That was cute!
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